Redheads.
If there was ever a group of people who got a bum deal in life it’s ginger men.
Despite the fact that 4 per cent of the world’s population has a ginger tinge to their barnet, it’s still considered fine to generalise all flame-locked men as pale, freckly and, don’t shoot the messenger … unattractive.
I couldn’t disagree more.
We shouldn’t be discriminating against our flame-haired friends we should be celebrating them – ginger men are hot.
So keep the ‘carrot top’ jokes to yourself – there are plenty of reasons to fall for a redhead, and no, it’s got nothing to do with seeing in the dark.
1. They are a rare species
Redheads stand out as being original and exotic.
Why have a pigeon when you could have a peacock – or why have David Gandy when you could have Ed Sheeran – hmm, ok, perhaps not, but you get the point.
2. They stand out
Life is too short to blend into the crowd.
Not only do redheads exude that extra ginger je ne said quoi, but they’ll never go unnoticed.
I would rather date a head-turner than a wallflower, and if a crown of flaming hair is the reason, all the better.
3. Humans subconsciously react to colour
Red is intense, sexy and the colour of passion – you can try and fight it, but it will win.
4. They don’t go grey
They go strawberry blonde or silvery white. From red fox to silver fox – I’m all over it.
5. They’ll never look like a handbag
No sunbed sessions, fake tan or fighting over the factor 4. There is a God, and he is ginger.
6. … but they will look good on a horse
Redheaded men might not be known for their golden tans but there is something undeniably noble and heroic about a copper crop.
And of course, there’s Prince Harry – Royal redheadedness at its finest.
7. They’re determined and fiery
Which, to a filthy mind such as mine, means one thing – plenty of shagging. #teamginger
8. … but have a sensitive side
The ‘redhead gene’ is the same gene that is involved in the body’s perception of pain and levels of sensitivity.
Meaning that, when they write on their online dating profile that they are ‘sensitive’ they genuinely are – spiritual contemplation, poetry, deep and meaningfuls.
9. Red pubes
I say, what fun – sex has never been so colourful.
10. They’re at it like rabbits
Keep your carrot top jokes to yourself.
According to the University of Hamburg, people with red hair are getting it on more than everyone else.
Insecurity? Confidence? Compensation? Who gives a s**t, gingers are on fire in bed and don’t care who knows it.
11. Damian Lewis
12. Eddie Redmayne
13. Benedict Cumberbatch
14. Michael Fassbender
15. James Magnussen
16. Ewan McGregor
Thanking you kindly.
16 reasons ginger men are hot
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